Saturday, September 7, 2013

September 7, 2013

Dear Stairs,

I never really liked you to begin with, but now I really detest you.  How is it that not only do I live in a house where the master bedroom is on the 3rd floor, but now my desk at school is also on the 3rd floor?  I suppose I could look at this as a blessing in disguise, this daily exercise that I undertake whether I want to or not.  And I suppose these mini-workouts will just get that much more effective as my belly grows and grows.  So, as my belly gets bigger, my butt should get firmer?  Is that the idea?  Hah, we'll see if that's truly the case.  No doubt C. will keep me well-informed about the status du jour of my derrière.

Grunting and groaning,
Allyn

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